What does your zodiac sign say about your kisses !!!

Aries: Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful
pleasure that are there and then gone.

Taurus: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt
and they can go on and on and on?

Gemini: Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles,
smiles and funny observations.

Cancer: Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never
want to let them go.

Leo: Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing;
you expect applause for your performance.

Virgo: Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices
them once you've finished.

Libra: You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get
into your kisses.

Scorpio: You skip the kiss and get to straight to ?
whatever comes next for you.

Sagittarius: Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs
that leave the kissed wanting more.

Capricorn: Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief
from the stress of your day.

Aquarius: Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep
your eyes open.

Pisces: Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.

Each one is awesome in some respect, n joy readin' it

The First Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their
passions overcame them and they took off for her house,where they made
passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex they fell
asleep, awakening around 8:00 p.m.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she
nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and
didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!".

The Second Affair

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful
teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they
always wanted.

After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough,
delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. The joyful father
rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was
horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and
told her there was no way he could be the father of that child.

"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!" Then he gave her a
stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!"

The Third Affair

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the
dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he
examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he
noticed the size of his manhood. "I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz", said the
mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a
tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man's
private bit. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.

The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to
show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase.

"Oh my God!" the wife screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"

The Fourth Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening
the front door.

"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." Then she quickly rubbed baby
oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're
a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one
fortheir bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later when they went to
sleep.

Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the
kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of
milk.

"Here," he said to the statue, "Eat something. I stood like an idiot
at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of
water."

The Fifth Affair

A man walks into a nightclub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks
for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"One Cent?", exclaimed the man. The bartender replied,

"Yes."

So the man glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice
juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas and a fried egg?"

"Certainly Sir," replies the barman, "But that comes to real money. A
whole 4 cents."

"Four Cents?", exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this
place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied, "The same thing as I'm doing to his business."

The Sixth Affair

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil
by
his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.

Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lip
began to move slightly.

"Becky my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said.

"Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired
voice, I have something that I must confess."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky,

"Everything's all right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I .... I slept with your sister,
your best friend, her best friend and even your mother!"

"I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "That's why I poisoned you...

Do Lines Ki Shayaris... shaee hai.....

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai

Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan do chaar saaliyan na ho

Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan ko pada bhari
Saari mein saari Parag saari!

Zoron ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, Taste the thunder?

It realllly is .....

Easy to get a place in someone's address book.
Difficult to get a place in someone's heart.

Easy to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult to recognize our own mistakes

Easy to talk without thinking
Difficult to refrain the tongue

Easy to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult to heal the wound...

Easy to forgive others
Difficult to ask for forgiveness

Easy to set rules.
Difficult to follow them...

Easy to dream every night.!
Difficult to fight for a dream... ???

Easy to show victory.
Difficult to assume defeat with dignity...

Easy to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side...

Easy to stumble with a stone.
Difficult to get up...!!!!

Easy to enjoy life every day.
Difficult to give its real value...!!!

Easy to promise something to someone.
Difficult to fulfill that promise... !?

Easy to say we love.
Difficult to show it every day... !!

Easy to criticize others.
Difficult to improve oneself... !

Easy to make mistakes.
Difficult to learn from them...

Easy to weep for a lost love.
Difficult to take care of it so not to lose it.!!?

Easy to think about improving.
Difficult to stop thinking it and put it into action...

Easy to think bad of others
Difficult to give them the benefit of the doubt...

Easy to receive Difficult to give
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Easy to read this! Difficult to follow!

Beautiful SUCCESS!;)

At Age 4.... Success is..not peeing in your pants.

At Age 6.... Success is..finding your way home (from school)

At Age 12.... Success is..having friends

At Age 18.... Success is..having a driver's license

At Age 20.....Success is..having sex

At Age 35.....Success is..having money

At Age 45.....Success is..having money

At Age 55.....Success is..having money

At Age 60.....Success is..having sex

At Age 65.....Success is..keeping a driver's license

At Age 70.....Success is..having friends

At Age 75.....Success is..finding your way home (from anywhere)

At Age 80.....Success is..not peeing your pants

STORY OF OUR LIVES

I start my day by sitting on a chair,
giving my monitor a hard, cold stare,
by evening I m done with another coding,
Oh! this has become a routine so boring.
Like all, I entered this field with great hope,
jobs were many and there was plenty of scope,
dreams of joining the likes of Gates,
and a chance to make money in the states.
Thus, I entered the world of bytes,
only to realize that reality bites,
coz a programmer's life, isn't all that cozy,
the bed of software, isn't all that rosy.
seeing the monitor all day n night,
have taken the power of my eyesight,
late to bed n late to rise,
has made me wealthy, but not healthy n wise.
working holidays, busy weekends,
no time for family, no time for friends,
my job steals most of my time,
helplessly, I watch this crime.
just for few bits of money,
I forgot those moments with my honey,
when I should be out - having fun,
I m telling a comp, what's to be done.
I hate u, yet I cant get away,
coz, I need the money u pay,
god, to thee I pray,
if there be one - show me the way.
- Anonymous Programmer

Sayings

The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones


We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

The Empty Soap Box

One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management
was the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of
Japan's biggest cosmetics companies.

The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a
soap box that was empty.
Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line,
which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department.
For some reason, one soap box went through the assembly line empty.
Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste,
the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution
monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed
through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked
hard and they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount to do so...

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the
same problem, did not get into complications of X-rays, etc but instead
came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan
and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each
soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.

Moral of the story: KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid)
i.e. always look for simple solutions.
Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problem :-)
So, learn to focus on solutions not on problems
"If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything"
"If you look at what you have in life, you have everything"

Interesting facts.....

Coca-Cola was originally green.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Question - What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All polar bears are left handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

Letter to GOD

Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation?
-Jane

Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
-Lucy

Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling
words in the house?
-Anita

Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident?
-Norma

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
-Jane

Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
-Nan

Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that
okay?
-Neil

Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had
everything.
-Jane

Dear GOD,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother!
-Darla

Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a
puppy.
-Joyce

Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about You that people are not supposed to
say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (But I
am not going to tell you who I am)


Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday?
I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
-Tom L.

Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony.
I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
-Bruce

Dear GOD,
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you anything
you want except my money or my chess set.
-Raphael

Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
-Danny

Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had
their own rooms. It works with my brother.
-Larry

Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so
much hair all over.
-Sam

Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
-Ruth M.

Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the
whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can
never do it.
-Nan

Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
-Mickey D.

Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris

Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You
did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
Sincerely, Donna

Dont Marry !!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has,you wish you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
"The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know,son,I'm still paying for it."

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

When a newly married man looks happy we know why.But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know,I was a fool when I married you."
And the husband replied,"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,he still ends up with the same boss.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,you can be sure of one thing:
either the wife is new or the car.

A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multimillionaire".

Marriage is love . Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,it is love; after marriage it is self-defence.

There's was this lover who told his love that he would go through hell for her.
They got married - and now he is going through HELL !

Life Before the Computer

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

Keep Alive ... Keep Awake..

A delightful story is told about a young man who
applied for a job as a telegraph operator.
He answered an ad in the newspaper and went to the
telegraph office to await an interview.
Though he knew Morse Code and was
qualified in every other way, seven other applicants
were also waiting in the large, noisy office.
He saw customers coming and going and heard a
telegraph clacking away in the background.
He also noticed a sign on the receptionist's counter
instructing applicants to fill out a form and wait to
be summoned to an inner office for an interview.
He filled out the form and sat down to wait.
After a few minutes, the young man stood up, crossed
the room to the door of the inner office,
and walked right in. Naturally the other applicants
perked up, wondering why he had been so bold.
They talked among themselves and finally determined that,
since nobody had been summoned to interview
yet, the man would likely be reprimanded for not following
instructions and possibly disqualified for the job.
Within a few minutes, however, the young man emerged
from the inner office escorted by the interviewer,
who announced to the other applicants,
"Thank you all very much for coming, but the job has just
been filled."
They were all confused and one man spoke up:
"Wait a minute -- I don't understand.
We've been waiting longer than he and we never even got a
chance to be interviewed."
The employer responded, "All the time you've been
sitting here, the telegraph has been ticking out the following message:
'If you understand this, then come right in. The job is yours.' So you
see, all of you were summoned, but HE heard and understood!"
This man knew a valuable life-lesson that most people
miss:
Wherever You Are, Be There.
You're there physically, be there emotionally.
Be there mentally. Be there attentively.
Be there as fully as you can.

Wherever you are, be there.
When you're completely present, you'll make the
most of every minute. And minutes lived fully add up
to a life lived magnificently.

If you want to make your dreams come true, the
first thing you have to do is wake up.

God Exists or Not !!

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and
his beard trimmed. As
the barber began to work, they began to have a
good conversation.
They talked about so many things and various
subjects. When they
eventually touched on the subject of God, the
barber said: "I don't
believe that God exists."
"Why do you say that?" asked the customer.
"Well, you just have to go out in the street to
realize that God
doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would
there be so many sick
people? Would there be abandoned children? If
God existed, there
would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't
imagine a loving a God
who would allow all of these things."
The customer thought for a moment, but didn't
respond because he
didn't want to start an argument. The barber
finished his job and
the customer left the shop. Just after he left
the barbershop, he
saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an
untrimmed beard.
He looked dirty and unkempt..
The customer turned back and entered the barber
shop again and he
said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do
not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked the surprised
barber. "I am here, and
I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't
exist because if they
did, there would be no people with dirty long
hair and untrimmed
beards, like that man outside."
"Ah, but barbers DO exist! " answered the
barber. " What happens,
is, people do not come to me."
"Exactly!"- affirmed the customer. "That's the
point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens, is,
people don't go to Him and do not look for
Him. That's why there's so much pain and
suffering in the world."
If you think God exists, forward this on to
other people---
If you think God does not exist, just delete it!

Letter from her Daughter

One evening recently, a mother entered her daughter's bedroom to
discover it empty. As she looked around, she spied a letter over the
bed. With trembling hands and a terrible sense of premonition, she
read....
Dear Mom;
Please don't be mad, but I eloped with my new boyfriend. I finally
found real love and he is so nice Mom, with all his piercings and
tattoos and his big Harley. Not only that, I'm pregnant and Ahmed says
we're going to be really happy in his trailer in
the woods.
He wants to have lots more children with me and you know that's one of
my dreams too. Also, he taught me that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone
and we're going to grow it for us and his friends, who
will pay us by giving us all the cocaine and ecstasy we'll
ever need and we'll pray every day for scientists! to find the cure
for
AIDS so that Ahmed can get better. He deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take
care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith
After fainting, Mom came to and read the rest of the letter....
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Janey's house. I
just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the
report card on my desk... love you!

More Points to Ponder !!

** Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

** Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband !

** I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash

** A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

** Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

** Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

** You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it

** True friends stab you in the front

** Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

** Bad politicians are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

** Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired

** Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

** My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

** Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

** Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

** A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

** You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

** It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

** Early to bed,early to rise,your girl goes out with other guys.

** Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

** Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

** Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

** They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

Reminder to all of you working so HARD in LIFE.... its really a Hard Life

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door.

Son: "Daddy, May I ask you a question"
Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?"
Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour"

Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing? "that man said angrily.

Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"

Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour"

"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up,he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs.300?"

The father was furious, "if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish
behavior"

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!"

The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door. "Are you asleep, son?" He aked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.

"I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier",said the man, It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you.Here's the Rs.300 you asked for. The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!" He yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some more crippled up notes. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.

"Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.

"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.

"Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you. "
MORAL:

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life.
We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us,
those close to our hearts.


If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.
But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.
And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family. An unwise investment indeed!

You know what's the full expansion of FAMILY?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU.

Remememembererer: Whatever Happens, Happens For a Reason :)

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.


2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.


3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love
you with all they have.

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.


5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.


6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your
smile.


7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.


8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.


9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when
we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.


10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.


11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on
trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and
expect them to know you.


13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

Just Read it ..

Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

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